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[fuckitybye]

[Malc needed someone to terrorise and so he went off in search of Columbus, only to discover he's nowhere to be found.]

So has Christopher Robin fucked back off to the fucking Hundred Acre Wood, then?

Not even two months and one fucking warden already gone. This is better than my first two months in Whitehall.

Comments

[Private]

[talldarksaviour.livejournal.com]

One down, a hundred to go.

[Private]

[fuckitybye]

Course, not all of them are toddlers who shit themselves when you look at them funny.

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

Keep counting, mate. I had three in the space of two fucking months. And hell, one of them got demoted.

The third one's the bitch, though.

[fuckitybye]

Christ. Wonder what the Barge record is for burning through the fuckers.

You're on number three, eh?

[wichita-kansas.livejournal.com]

Wha?

[fuckitybye]

That a question, love, or were you coughing up a fucking hairball?

Private

[heavenonthemind.livejournal.com]

I had a warden for three months who never even spoke to me.

Most people here have at least one warden who isn't suited for them or neglect them in some way. It's the way of the wardens.

Private

[fuckitybye]

How many you been through, then?

[intofireforever]

I can't imagine why, with your sunny attitude and everything.

[fuckitybye]

Ooh, sarcasm. Careful, love, you're sharp enough you might fucking cut yourself.

he just wants confirmation before he celebrates c:

[requiresssacrifice]

Who was your warden, again?

[fuckitybye]

Fucking Cleveland or whatever it was.

of all the things he could say...

[doeswhatido.livejournal.com]

What year was it when you entered Whitehall?

[fuckitybye]

1997, when Labour got voted in.

[bob-fraser-snr.livejournal.com]

Do

any

of these wardens have staying power at all? Can't imagine we'd get much done if there's no

commitment

, can you?

[fuckitybye]

Couldn't have said it any fucking better myself.

[some-kinda-hero.livejournal.com]

I've been here for over two years.

[some-kinda-hero.livejournal.com]

I lost my Inmate in under a week. I win.

[fuckitybye]

Christ. Who even fucking was it?

private

[accountsettled.livejournal.com]

Mr Tucker, isn't it?

Can I ask you a question, sir?

Re: private

[fuckitybye]

Suppose so. Why?

[givesomeback.livejournal.com]

I believe someone fucking mentioned a high turnover rate. So, you're a free man?

[fuckitybye]

For the time being, and for certain fucking values of free that unfuckingfortunately do not include "not on this floating loony bin", it seems so.

Mega Man needs an inmaaaaate

[grayatonement]

I'm on my.. sixth.

HMM.

[fuckitybye]

Fucking christ.

How long you been here?

[yourunichase]

Hey, I went through fucking five wardens since I've been here. Charlie probably has fucking more than that, and who the fuck knows how many the fucking Master has. We should form our own god damn fucking "scare the fucking wardens off club."

[fuckitybye]

Another statistic I'd be keen on knowing is, how many of these are cases where the warden's fucked off back home, and how many are cases where they've just thrown in the fucking towel.