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[fuckitybye]

[Malc needed someone to terrorise and so he went off in search of Columbus, only to discover he's nowhere to be found.]

So has Christopher Robin fucked back off to the fucking Hundred Acre Wood, then?

Not even two months and one fucking warden already gone. This is better than my first two months in Whitehall.

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[fuckitybye]

If you say so, chum.

[doeswhatido.livejournal.com]

What PM did you work for?

[fuckitybye]

Same one as you'd have met when you were there. And when he stepped down, Tom "Nutter" Davis.

[nnnnng fuck you, Armando Iannucci, for not giving a name to Tom's predecessor]

[doeswhatido.livejournal.com]

I know Tony Blair, but I wasn't sure if we were from the same...world, you could say, as each other. Blair always seemed like a nice guy.

[fuckitybye]

What the fuck kind of a joke name is Blair

Yeah, well, I reckon we must be from different worlds, then. Seems to be a fuckload of that going around.

[Malc can see the fourth wall now, but he reckons it's the other guy's, not his. Someday the shoe will drop, though.]

[doeswhatido.livejournal.com]

...you wouldn't happen to know the name "Vladmir Putin," would you?

[fuckitybye]

I've met the bastard.

[doeswhatido.livejournal.com]

You're telling me you've met the man who controls Russia and yet Tony Blair wasn't your Prime Minister? Wow, that is strange.

[fuckitybye]

Well, maybe some fucker in a white coat can explain properly how all these fucking "alternate worlds" fit together. There's some good fucking reason I'm sure.

[doeswhatido.livejournal.com]

I'm also assuming you don't know the inspector at Interpol who's been tracking me since 2004, either, or the Russian president Mikhail Belicoff.

[fuckitybye]

Interpol's not my thing. And the Russian president where I'm from is Dmitry Medvedev.

[doeswhatido.livejournal.com]

Haven't heard of him...

[fuckitybye]

Well, I haven't fucking heard of your Blair, and you haven't heard of Medvedev, so I reckon we're even.

[doeswhatido.livejournal.com]

No need to snap, I was just thinking out loud.

[[FFS.]]

[fuckitybye]

Trust me, son, you'll fucking know when I snap.

[doeswhatido.livejournal.com]

...don't call me that.

[fuckitybye]

Got some issues, have we?

[doeswhatido.livejournal.com]

Don't we all?

[fuckitybye]

Not me, mate. Issues slide off me like toxic waste from a fucking hazmat suit.

[doeswhatido.livejournal.com]

So your being here as an Inmate is just a blunder. I see.

[fuckitybye]

I consider it proof of God's fucking political affiliation.

[doeswhatido.livejournal.com]

What, that he's anti-Labour?

[fuckitybye]

If he's not, one of his fucking bookkeepers is.

[doeswhatido.livejournal.com]

I see.

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[givesomeback.livejournal.com]

It all makes sense now...