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[fuckitybye]

[Malc needed someone to terrorise and so he went off in search of Columbus, only to discover he's nowhere to be found.]

So has Christopher Robin fucked back off to the fucking Hundred Acre Wood, then?

Not even two months and one fucking warden already gone. This is better than my first two months in Whitehall.

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[fuckitybye]

Interpol's not my thing. And the Russian president where I'm from is Dmitry Medvedev.

[doeswhatido.livejournal.com]

Haven't heard of him...

[fuckitybye]

Well, I haven't fucking heard of your Blair, and you haven't heard of Medvedev, so I reckon we're even.

[doeswhatido.livejournal.com]

No need to snap, I was just thinking out loud.

[[FFS.]]

[fuckitybye]

Trust me, son, you'll fucking know when I snap.

[doeswhatido.livejournal.com]

...don't call me that.

[fuckitybye]

Got some issues, have we?

[doeswhatido.livejournal.com]

Don't we all?

[fuckitybye]

Not me, mate. Issues slide off me like toxic waste from a fucking hazmat suit.

[doeswhatido.livejournal.com]

So your being here as an Inmate is just a blunder. I see.

[fuckitybye]

I consider it proof of God's fucking political affiliation.

[doeswhatido.livejournal.com]

What, that he's anti-Labour?

[fuckitybye]

If he's not, one of his fucking bookkeepers is.

[doeswhatido.livejournal.com]

I see.

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[givesomeback.livejournal.com]

It all makes sense now...