fuckitybye

I'm off saving the fucking planet; what the fuck are you doing? Leave me a message and I'll get back to you when I'm crying tears of boredom.

Click here to send me a private message if you haven't got the fucking bollocks to post it here. Afraid your mummy's going to see it, are you?

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