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[fuckitybye]

[Malc needed someone to terrorise and so he went off in search of Columbus, only to discover he's nowhere to be found.]

So has Christopher Robin fucked back off to the fucking Hundred Acre Wood, then?

Not even two months and one fucking warden already gone. This is better than my first two months in Whitehall.

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[givesomeback.livejournal.com]

I believe someone fucking mentioned a high turnover rate. So, you're a free man?

[fuckitybye]

For the time being, and for certain fucking values of free that unfuckingfortunately do not include "not on this floating loony bin", it seems so.

[givesomeback.livejournal.com]

Hm.

So, if you don't mind me asking, what exactly was your fucking crime?

[fuckitybye]

The Zygote said some catshit about needing to treat people better, which means fuck-all as far as I'm fucking concerned. Sure, I sacked a few cunts and wrote their fucking resignation letters for them, but it's not like I fucking sent them out to die in fucking bloodsports, you know?

[givesomeback.livejournal.com]

Man must get the fuck by in this brief and perilous existence, and treating people with the respect that they deserve doesn't always entail being civil with every cocksucker who intrudes upon your fucking time.

[fuckitybye]

Glad there's someone else around here who sees some fucking sense on these matters.

So fair being fair and all, if you don't mind my fucking asking, how'd you end up in this pisspot?

[givesomeback.livejournal.com]

Oh, I don't know that I could say for sure. Most likely somethin' that came between selling cunt and cutting throats, both of which I'm afraid I did in fucking abundance, and neither of which I am dutifully fucking repentant for, unfortunately.

[fuckitybye]

It's the repentance bullshit that gets you around here, I'm thinking. Waste of fucking time, you ask me.

[givesomeback.livejournal.com]

The way I figure it, If we've got a noose around our fucking necks and the man ready to hang us says repent? I'll fucking repent for him, consider this an official declaration of my fucking repentance, and an oath to the Lord Almighty that there wasn't a single fucking act of sin I didn't have sound and just cause to be committing.

And yet here I still stand, rope still around my fucking neck.

[fuckitybye]

Got a bit of a fucking poetic streak have you, Swearengen?

Can't find it in me to disagree with a single fucking word.

[givesomeback.livejournal.com]

I've heard people suggest it before, but I wouldn't fucking presume upon my own diction.

So tell me, how long've you been here?

[fuckitybye]

Feels like a fucking eternity, but it's more like a fucking month and a half, believe it or not.