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[fuckitybye]

[Malc needed someone to terrorise and so he went off in search of Columbus, only to discover he's nowhere to be found.]

So has Christopher Robin fucked back off to the fucking Hundred Acre Wood, then?

Not even two months and one fucking warden already gone. This is better than my first two months in Whitehall.

Comments

[Private]

[talldarksaviour.livejournal.com]

One down, a hundred to go.

[Private]

[fuckitybye]

Course, not all of them are toddlers who shit themselves when you look at them funny.

[Private]

[talldarksaviour.livejournal.com]

I wish. I take it your warden was the obliging sort?

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

Keep counting, mate. I had three in the space of two fucking months. And hell, one of them got demoted.

The third one's the bitch, though.

[wichita-kansas.livejournal.com]

Wha?

Private

[heavenonthemind.livejournal.com]

I had a warden for three months who never even spoke to me.

Most people here have at least one warden who isn't suited for them or neglect them in some way. It's the way of the wardens.

[intofireforever]

I can't imagine why, with your sunny attitude and everything.

he just wants confirmation before he celebrates c:

[requiresssacrifice]

Who was your warden, again?

[Private]

[fuckitybye]

The little sod still had his fucking milk-teeth.

[fuckitybye]

Christ. Wonder what the Barge record is for burning through the fuckers.

You're on number three, eh?

[fuckitybye]

That a question, love, or were you coughing up a fucking hairball?

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

Think I might have burned them the fastest - but some people are on fucking number eight or something stupid.

Yeah. Lucky fucking number or something.

Private

[fuckitybye]

How many you been through, then?

[fuckitybye]

Ooh, sarcasm. Careful, love, you're sharp enough you might fucking cut yourself.

Re: Private

[heavenonthemind.livejournal.com]

Just Amber and Sexby.

Though, I plan to request another. Things are beyond strained between Sexby and I.

[fuckitybye]

Fucking Cleveland or whatever it was.

Re: Private

[fuckitybye]

That so? Thought he was one of the reasonable fuckers.

[Private]

[talldarksaviour.livejournal.com]

Some of us have all the luck. Of course if we're getting rid of people, why stop at wardens?

[wichita-kansas.livejournal.com]

Columbus is gone? Is his stuff still there?

[fuckitybye]

Christ, it's like fucking DoSAC here.

Tell you the truth, I'm a little sorry to see the back of the useless little cunt. He'd only just mastered weeing in a grown-up potty, but at least if I needed something he'd get it, no fucking trouble.

[fuckitybye]

Not a fucking trace as far as I could tell, sweetheart.

Friend of yours, was he?

[Private]

[fuckitybye]

The fuck you say that for, then?

[wichita-kansas.livejournal.com]

Yeah. He was like a little bunny, though, so I guess I'm not surprised that he's gone.

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

I think the higher a number you're on, the worse they get. Christ, I can't fucking imagine either of the other two doing the shit Uhura's pulled.

...DoSAC?

[Private]

[talldarksaviour.livejournal.com]

Oh, come on, are you trying to tell me you get on with all the inmates on the Barge? One big, happy family?