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fuckitybye[OOC: At some point during his video conference with Columbus and Claire, Malcolm is bound to discover that someone has been fucking fudging around with his laptop. So...happy April Fool's day, folks. ETA: Also, will provide on request the exact list of what the swearword substitutions are. Some are obvious. Some took a bit more creativity.]
All right, you smug fudging people. If I ever, EVER get my hands on the fiddling bottomhole quaint who fudging hacked my fudging laptop, I am going to make a fudging NECKLACE out of your fingers, you got that?
No fudging respect for other people's property, Christmas. What the heck is this crud?
Fudge it all. I'm done. You twits are getting nothing out of me for the rest of the fudging day.
[That's not true. Malcolm can't help himself and will respond when poked. He's just sulking now.]
All right, you smug fudging people. If I ever, EVER get my hands on the fiddling bottomhole quaint who fudging hacked my fudging laptop, I am going to make a fudging NECKLACE out of your fingers, you got that?
No fudging respect for other people's property, Christmas. What the heck is this crud?
Fudge it all. I'm done. You twits are getting nothing out of me for the rest of the fudging day.
[That's not true. Malcolm can't help himself and will respond when poked. He's just sulking now.]
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Date: 2010-04-01 01:44 pm (UTC)Private-Voice.
Date: 2010-04-01 01:46 pm (UTC)[Yes, he said "sod you", but Kirk's hack cleverly swaps the words as they go through the transmitter. Malc knows this by now.]
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Date: 2010-04-01 02:02 pm (UTC)Voice.
Date: 2010-04-01 02:05 pm (UTC)BAHAHA I HAD TO.
Date: 2010-04-01 01:52 pm (UTC)Re: BAHAHA I HAD TO.
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Date: 2010-04-01 02:36 pm (UTC)I've got better sense than to think this is permanent. So I'll settle for being amused.
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From:strikes SO unreadable.
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From:meanwhile. paddy has to end every sentence in a queen lyric.
Date: 2010-04-01 03:18 pm (UTC)What the fuck is going...dammit, God knows I want to break free.
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Date: 2010-04-01 03:20 pm (UTC)HA.
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Date: 2010-04-01 03:23 pm (UTC)FUCK. (ahahaha, it couldn't Queen that - you can't win with your hands tied)
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From:LOL. Kirk is dying of laughter
Date: 2010-04-01 05:04 pm (UTC)it's time to SMUG
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Date: 2010-04-02 03:39 am (UTC)Actually, that reference probably means sweet fudge-all to you.
D: Trying not to laugh.
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