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fuckitybye[OOC: At some point during his video conference with Columbus and Claire, Malcolm is bound to discover that someone has been fucking fudging around with his laptop. So...happy April Fool's day, folks. ETA: Also, will provide on request the exact list of what the swearword substitutions are. Some are obvious. Some took a bit more creativity.]
All right, you smug fudging people. If I ever, EVER get my hands on the fiddling bottomhole quaint who fudging hacked my fudging laptop, I am going to make a fudging NECKLACE out of your fingers, you got that?
No fudging respect for other people's property, Christmas. What the heck is this crud?
Fudge it all. I'm done. You twits are getting nothing out of me for the rest of the fudging day.
[That's not true. Malcolm can't help himself and will respond when poked. He's just sulking now.]
All right, you smug fudging people. If I ever, EVER get my hands on the fiddling bottomhole quaint who fudging hacked my fudging laptop, I am going to make a fudging NECKLACE out of your fingers, you got that?
No fudging respect for other people's property, Christmas. What the heck is this crud?
Fudge it all. I'm done. You twits are getting nothing out of me for the rest of the fudging day.
[That's not true. Malcolm can't help himself and will respond when poked. He's just sulking now.]
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Date: 2010-04-01 03:29 pm (UTC)At least you didn't get bleeped. Then you'd never complete a sentence.
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Date: 2010-04-01 03:30 pm (UTC)...Gosh darn it, this sugar is driving me mental.
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Date: 2010-04-01 03:38 pm (UTC)Which I guess is what I'm going to get if I suggest you learn something from this?
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Date: 2010-04-01 03:51 pm (UTC)This is possibly an advantage to being several decades behind the general level of technology here.
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Date: 2010-04-01 07:41 pm (UTC)I feel like my effing IT fiddler followed me here.
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Date: 2010-04-01 07:47 pm (UTC)[Yes, this is Malcolm trying to find ways around the hack filter. And sort of succeeding.]
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Date: 2010-04-01 08:00 pm (UTC)Well, excuse me for getting a bit blooming sick of sounding like an effing Notting Hill yummy mummy trying not to corrupt her precious little Clive's ears.
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Date: 2010-04-01 08:02 pm (UTC)strikes SO unreadable.
Date: 2010-04-01 08:11 pm (UTC)and if you weren't fudging fictionalI'd half suspect you of knowing my mam. Sounded just like her for a second there.(no subject)
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