001 - Voice

[fuckitybye]

[Prior to this, anyone near Malcom's room (level 7, room 5) will have heard him banging about in confusion for a bit; as his cabin looks like his office at No. 10, that's where he thinks he is. Then, in an attempt to page his assistant, he accidentally turns on the voice posting device and a loud Scottish voice is heard:]

—Sam? SAM? The fuck is up with putting a bed in here? This some kind of fucking joke? I can ream out that twat Nicholson just fine with him bent over my fucking desk, aye?

[Pause.]

Sam?

Oh, for fuck's sake—

[Sound of door opening. Long, stunned silence.]

What the fuck?

Comments

given that howie lives two doors down and hey. scottish. voice reply

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

...Everything alright?


[Pause, as he realises this is pointless and he ought to explain. He's polite after all.]

I know it's confusing when you first get here, but there's no reason for that language. I don't think you're where you think you are, and I ought to break it to you straight. You've quite probably died, and are probably an inmate - on what can sort of be described as an interdimensional prison ship, but it really isn't conventional in most senses. I would explain more, but that's weird enough, I'm sure.

I also think you're down the corridor from me, as I'm fairly sure I heard most of that twice.

time to meet her new neighbour! :/

[naughtbutlife.livejournal.com]

[Sticks her head out her door. Coughs. This-is-kinda-really-awkward.]

Is...ah...are you...all-right?

[toldastory]

I'm thinking you're a new inmate. Welcome to the Barge. I see Howie's given ya a bit of an explanation. I'm Martha Jones, a warden here and a doctor in the infirmary.

[subtlescience]

It's always such a delight to meet new people and discover their darker predilections all in the span of five minutes.

[hopeless-hacker.livejournal.com]

Well. That's an image.

Welcome to the Barge, and...well done on not immediately insisting this is all a terrible dream.

[Voice] (lol late comment is late ;_; backdate funs? )

[a-bit-put-upon.livejournal.com]

I beg your pardon? Is everything all right?

[acid_rayne]

I think you just gave the Marquis at least five days' worth of new writing material, there...

[fullmetalcorset.livejournal.com]

I trust this has taught you a valuable lesson.