001 - Voice

[fuckitybye]

[Prior to this, anyone near Malcom's room (level 7, room 5) will have heard him banging about in confusion for a bit; as his cabin looks like his office at No. 10, that's where he thinks he is. Then, in an attempt to page his assistant, he accidentally turns on the voice posting device and a loud Scottish voice is heard:]

—Sam? SAM? The fuck is up with putting a bed in here? This some kind of fucking joke? I can ream out that twat Nicholson just fine with him bent over my fucking desk, aye?

[Pause.]

Sam?

Oh, for fuck's sake—

[Sound of door opening. Long, stunned silence.]

What the fuck?

Comments

[fuckitybye]

How'd you do that? Ah, there we—

[Private]

Ha. Nice. So now hold fucking on. Actual bloodsucking vampires. Magic. And ... did you just say Time Lords?

private

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

Sorry, that should have been the first thing I mentioned.


I did. At my count, we have three versions of the Doctor, but have had five at one point in the past - I only recognise Tom Baker, one version of the Master, again, we used to have two, and the Rani. Who I've never heard of.

Don't ask. Just accept that I'm not lying.

private

[fuckitybye]

...Fucking hell, I've gotten locked into someone's telly.

Just tell me that skinny twat with the spikey hair's not here. Had enough of his smug little face on every fucking channel over the holidays. My niece loves him, god help her.

private

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

I shouldn't do this, as it's relatively rude, but you don't meet many people from... normal worlds. There's also people from books, which I should warn you about, in some cases; ever read 1984?

I...think he might be, but he's an inmate. I don't know how that worked.

private

[fuckitybye]

Have I ever—of course I have. What, you got Winston Smith here?

Re: private

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

...The other one. Not Julia.

I suppose he's your fellow apparatchik, in a way. Sorry about that.

Re: private

[fuckitybye]

Hey, I never fucking electrocuted anyone. Threatened to, maybe.

Re: private

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

Trust me, this conversation would have gone an entirely different route if I thought you had.

Re: private 1/2

[fuckitybye]

Well that's a bloody comfort I'm sure.

Re: private 2/2

[fuckitybye]

You've been right bloody helpful, Sergeant. Even if you don't hold with the cursing.

private

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

Language or not, nobody deserves to be here without any kind of explanation. So you're welcome.