001 - Voice
Mar. 11th, 2010 09:34 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
fuckitybye[Prior to this, anyone near Malcom's room (level 7, room 5) will have heard him banging about in confusion for a bit; as his cabin looks like his office at No. 10, that's where he thinks he is. Then, in an attempt to page his assistant, he accidentally turns on the voice posting device and a loud Scottish voice is heard:]
—Sam? SAM? The fuck is up with putting a bed in here? This some kind of fucking joke? I can ream out that twat Nicholson just fine with him bent over my fucking desk, aye?
[Pause.]
Sam?
Oh, for fuck's sake—
[Sound of door opening. Long, stunned silence.]
What the fuck?
—Sam? SAM? The fuck is up with putting a bed in here? This some kind of fucking joke? I can ream out that twat Nicholson just fine with him bent over my fucking desk, aye?
[Pause.]
Sam?
Oh, for fuck's sake—
[Sound of door opening. Long, stunned silence.]
What the fuck?
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Date: 2010-03-11 10:12 pm (UTC)There's definitely no [he pauses, as he has to put two and two together to work out what he means by that term] mobile reception either. Not even a newspaper. I think you might have bigger concerns.
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Date: 2010-03-11 10:14 pm (UTC)So what do I fucking do then? Sit on my happy arse and wait for Judgement Day?
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Date: 2010-03-11 10:26 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-03-11 10:34 pm (UTC)Jesus Christ.
no subject
Date: 2010-03-11 10:39 pm (UTC)[another long pause, and a sigh]
This is going to sound quite surreal, I know. But in your world, nobody outside of say, TV and books has supernatural powers, or is a vampire or... anything like that, right?
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Date: 2010-03-11 10:45 pm (UTC)There's a couple of wankers in Whitehall that I'd call vampires, but they're not the bloodsucking sort.
You're about to tell me this place has fucking got 'em, aren't you?
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Date: 2010-03-11 10:49 pm (UTC)[Private]
...yes - we've got about ten by my count. It was just as strange to me as it is to you. There's also some angels, wizards, and... Time Lords.
My inmate can produce electricity on her own. There's a lot of incredulous things here.
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Date: 2010-03-11 10:51 pm (UTC)[Private]
Ha. Nice. So now hold fucking on. Actual bloodsucking vampires. Magic. And ... did you just say Time Lords?
private
Date: 2010-03-11 10:53 pm (UTC)I did. At my count, we have three versions of the Doctor, but have had five at one point in the past - I only recognise Tom Baker, one version of the Master, again, we used to have two, and the Rani. Who I've never heard of.
Don't ask. Just accept that I'm not lying.
private
Date: 2010-03-11 10:56 pm (UTC)Just tell me that skinny twat with the spikey hair's not here. Had enough of his smug little face on every fucking channel over the holidays. My niece loves him, god help her.
private
Date: 2010-03-11 10:58 pm (UTC)I...think he might be, but he's an inmate. I don't know how that worked.
private
Date: 2010-03-11 11:01 pm (UTC)Re: private
Date: 2010-03-11 11:03 pm (UTC)I suppose he's your fellow apparatchik, in a way. Sorry about that.
Re: private
Date: 2010-03-12 02:52 pm (UTC)Re: private
Date: 2010-03-12 04:14 pm (UTC)Re: private 1/2
Date: 2010-03-12 04:47 pm (UTC)Re: private 2/2
Date: 2010-03-12 04:47 pm (UTC)private
Date: 2010-03-12 04:49 pm (UTC)