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[Malcolm was en route from the men's bathroom to his room when the flood hit. Now there's a really grumpy (handsomely salt-and-pepper patterned) common European adder (Vipera berus) slithering along the halls. To humans it will sound like he's hissing a lot, but any animals will hear a first-class Malciavellian stream of profanities. Open spam; harass him at will! His eventual destination is the kitchen. Also, I know I owe scheming tags to a bunch of folks; sorry for my fail! I will get to them as soon as I can, promise.]

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Date: 2010-06-28 04:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tangentdarko.livejournal.com
[Donnie flicks around a little until his Barge phone falls out from his layers of fluff. He smacks at it with his paw to type a message, then sits there, waiting for Malcolm to look at it. It reads: 'dsonnuie dsarklo'.]

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Date: 2010-06-29 03:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tangentdarko.livejournal.com
[Donnie's glad that Malcolm is reasonable thus far, and mostly that the snake isn't trying to eat him. He paws at the phone again.

'hopw lkongf doers rthjisd gop ion/'.]

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Date: 2010-06-30 05:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tangentdarko.livejournal.com
[Hairballs are extra delicious and nutritious, not that Donnie would tell you that.

'hjow doi i stpop iot/'.]

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Date: 2010-07-02 06:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tangentdarko.livejournal.com
[Oh! Oh, that might have been a frown right there!.... But it's impossible to tell.

'ok thganksa'.]

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Date: 2010-07-03 07:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tangentdarko.livejournal.com
[Donnie makes a ruffle sort of movement that might have been something like a nod, then rolls back over his Barge!phone to make it disappear into his fur again. Then he's on his way down the hall.]
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