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[Malcolm was en route from the men's bathroom to his room when the flood hit. Now there's a really grumpy (handsomely salt-and-pepper patterned) common European adder (Vipera berus) slithering along the halls. To humans it will sound like he's hissing a lot, but any animals will hear a first-class Malciavellian stream of profanities. Open spam; harass him at will! His eventual destination is the kitchen. Also, I know I owe scheming tags to a bunch of folks; sorry for my fail! I will get to them as soon as I can, promise.]

Date: 2010-06-28 02:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lazarusrisen.livejournal.com
[Adam winced as Malcolm's fangs sank into his ankle.]

Son of a bitch!
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