024 - snakey spam
Jun. 27th, 2010 09:39 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
fuckitybye[Malcolm was en route from the men's bathroom to his room when the flood hit. Now there's a really grumpy (handsomely salt-and-pepper patterned) common European adder (Vipera berus) slithering along the halls. To humans it will sound like he's hissing a lot, but any animals will hear a first-class Malciavellian stream of profanities. Open spam; harass him at will! His eventual destination is the kitchen. Also, I know I owe scheming tags to a bunch of folks; sorry for my fail! I will get to them as soon as I can, promise.]
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Date: 2010-06-27 04:25 pm (UTC)I would appreciate it if you didn't bite me though, I believe you're poisonous.
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Date: 2010-06-27 06:39 pm (UTC)[He curls up a little tighter, but shows no sign of striking.]
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Date: 2010-06-27 06:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-06-27 06:42 pm (UTC)Nah. Think I'll just keep my fucking head down and find somewhere warm. D'you know if Paddy got his arse changed?
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Date: 2010-06-27 06:43 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2010-06-27 06:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-06-27 06:51 pm (UTC)[Malcolm slithers off, still feeling pretty damn disgruntled, but a little better. Not that he'll admit it.]