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fuckitybye ([personal profile] fuckitybye) wrote2010-04-01 08:28 am
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[OOC: At some point during his video conference with Columbus and Claire, Malcolm is bound to discover that someone has been fucking fudging around with his laptop. So...happy April Fool's day, folks. ETA: Also, will provide on request the exact list of what the swearword substitutions are. Some are obvious. Some took a bit more creativity.]

All right, you smug fudging people. If I ever, EVER get my hands on the fiddling bottomhole quaint who fudging hacked my fudging laptop, I am going to make a fudging NECKLACE out of your fingers, you got that?

No fudging respect for other people's property, Christmas. What the heck is this crud?

Fudge it all. I'm done. You twits are getting nothing out of me for the rest of the fudging day.

[That's not true. Malcolm can't help himself and will respond when poked. He's just sulking now.]

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yourunichase: (Default)

Private-Voice.

[personal profile] yourunichase 2010-04-01 01:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[Have some fucking laughter, Malcolm.]
fuckitybye: (frowny face)

Private-Voice.

[personal profile] fuckitybye 2010-04-01 01:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, snot you, Parker.

[Yes, he said "sod you", but Kirk's hack cleverly swaps the words as they go through the transmitter. Malc knows this by now.]

BAHAHA I HAD TO.

[identity profile] bubble-mobile.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 01:52 pm (UTC)(link)
How absolutely lovely to hear you acting civil.
fuckitybye: (glare of death)

Re: BAHAHA I HAD TO.

[personal profile] fuckitybye 2010-04-01 01:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Go bug yourself with your fudging wand, Donna Reed.
Edited 2010-04-01 13:57 (UTC)

[identity profile] bubble-mobile.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 02:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I do not believe bug is a verb, sir. And my name is Glinda, not Donna.
yourunichase: (Default)

Voice.

[personal profile] yourunichase 2010-04-01 02:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Snot me, huh? What a charming turn of phrase you brits have.
fuckitybye: (i'm pointing at you you stupid fuck)

Voice.

[personal profile] fuckitybye 2010-04-01 02:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Fudging leave it, all right? Some fudgewit has done a number on my fudging laptop and they're in for a right fudging kicking into the next fudging millennium when I find out who the quaint is.
fuckitybye: (fucking annoyed)

[personal profile] fuckitybye 2010-04-01 02:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Snot the fudge off, all right? I haven't got the fudging bandwidth to deal with your crap today.

[identity profile] bubble-mobile.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 02:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, you. I'm sure if you ask the admiral he will surely give you more. Now, in the meantime perhaps we could engage in delightable conversation since you have already displayed such commiticism to the betterment of your language.
Edited 2010-04-01 14:29 (UTC)

[identity profile] kingfor-aday.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 02:36 pm (UTC)(link)
...

I've got better sense than to think this is permanent. So I'll settle for being amused.
fuckitybye: (oh for fuck's sake)

[personal profile] fuckitybye 2010-04-01 02:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Look, Tiny Clanger, leave me the fudge alone. I'd rather fudge a flying monkey than have a fudging "delightable conversation" right now.
fuckitybye: (glare of death)

[personal profile] fuckitybye 2010-04-01 02:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Enjoy it while it fudging lasts, mate.

[identity profile] kingfor-aday.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 02:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I'm more than enjoying it. I'm tempted to take pictures, or make a photocopy.

[identity profile] bubble-mobile.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, sir Howie. Is it not just wonderful!?

[identity profile] kingfor-aday.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 03:07 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a nice change, I'll say that much.
fuckitybye: (fucking annoyed)

[personal profile] fuckitybye 2010-04-01 03:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Oi. Just leave off, all of you. Christmas.

[identity profile] bubble-mobile.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 03:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I have not felt such joy in a long time.

meanwhile. paddy has to end every sentence in a queen lyric.

[identity profile] christ-onabike.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, you're fucking polite for a fucking jock today, mate - ah well, carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters.

What the fuck is going...dammit, God knows I want to break free.

[identity profile] kingfor-aday.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 03:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Alright, alright. You could just try constructing your sentences in a different way? Then you don't get 'fudge' in the middle of a relatively sensible sentence.
fuckitybye: (thumbs up (yer arse))

[personal profile] fuckitybye 2010-04-01 03:20 pm (UTC)(link)
You got stuck with Queen lyrics.

HA.

[identity profile] kingfor-aday.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 03:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Perhaps we ought not to take too much pleasure in... well, I'd say his misfortune, but I'm not sure it is.

[identity profile] christ-onabike.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Shut your fucking face before another one bites the dust.


FUCK. (ahahaha, it couldn't Queen that - you can't win with your hands tied)

...
fuckitybye: (i'm pointing at you you stupid fuck)

[personal profile] fuckitybye 2010-04-01 03:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, right, I'm trying, okay? Sugar. It's a darn good thing that fiddler Barwick isn't around to see this. Or anyone else from home.
fuckitybye: (i'm pointing at you you stupid fuck)

[personal profile] fuckitybye 2010-04-01 03:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Count your fudging blessings, son. At least you can still use your Anglo-Saxonisms.

[identity profile] kingfor-aday.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sure they'd find it hilarious.

At least you didn't get bleeped. Then you'd never complete a sentence.
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