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fuckitybye ([personal profile] fuckitybye) wrote2010-04-01 08:28 am
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[OOC: At some point during his video conference with Columbus and Claire, Malcolm is bound to discover that someone has been fucking fudging around with his laptop. So...happy April Fool's day, folks. ETA: Also, will provide on request the exact list of what the swearword substitutions are. Some are obvious. Some took a bit more creativity.]

All right, you smug fudging people. If I ever, EVER get my hands on the fiddling bottomhole quaint who fudging hacked my fudging laptop, I am going to make a fudging NECKLACE out of your fingers, you got that?

No fudging respect for other people's property, Christmas. What the heck is this crud?

Fudge it all. I'm done. You twits are getting nothing out of me for the rest of the fudging day.

[That's not true. Malcolm can't help himself and will respond when poked. He's just sulking now.]
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[identity profile] christ-onabike.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Shut your fucking face before another one bites the dust.


FUCK. (ahahaha, it couldn't Queen that - you can't win with your hands tied)

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[personal profile] fuckitybye 2010-04-01 03:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Count your fudging blessings, son. At least you can still use your Anglo-Saxonisms.

[identity profile] christ-onabike.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 03:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Anglo-saxonisms to one fucking side, mate, I've got Freddie-fucking-Mercury living at the end of my fucking sentences like I can't live with it, I'm gonna die without it.

FOR FUCK'S SAKE, now you got a hold on me, you hijacked my heart. [He's tried to strike this out several times. It kept coming back.]

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[personal profile] fuckitybye 2010-04-01 03:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[Malcolm's about to die laughing. Paddy's just improved his day SO MUCH.]

Oh, well-played, mate. I didn't know you cared.

[identity profile] christ-onabike.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Christ on a fucking bike, I don't, it's just this fucking thing - it's a kinda magic.

and no fucking mortal man can win this day. Dammit, Noel, I hate you and that damn Queen obsession of yours, I shouldn't know the next line to that, and I can't face this life alone.

Save Me? Fucking Save Me? It's not allowed to be appropriate, maybe there's been some mistake.
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[personal profile] fuckitybye 2010-04-01 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
There's no shame in expressing what you really are, Paddy. It's the twenty-first fudging effing century and all.

[identity profile] christ-onabike.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
For fuck's sake, I'm NOT GAY, that's because I'm a good old fashioned lover boy.

Fuck, that's more effective without the Queen lyrics and with a shotgun, because this hitman can cut you down to size.
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[personal profile] fuckitybye 2010-04-01 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Ooh, that supposed to be a blooming threat then, eh?

[identity profile] christ-onabike.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a fucking Queen lyric threat, don't think I'm on the loose and looking for trouble.
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[personal profile] fuckitybye 2010-04-01 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Keep up all the suggestions and I reckon trouble could come looking for you.
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