Right. I'm going after Claire. And you sadistic Jigsaw cunts who've got her, if you misplace one fucking hair on her head, if it gets so much as a fucking split end, I'm gonna use your lights to decorate my fucking Christmas tree, you got it?
[Malc, to his credit, puts it all together very quickly and decides to be discreet.]
Right. ...well, if I'd have known, I'd have fucking said Jeffrey Dahmer or some shit. That was just the first thing that fucking well came to mind, yeah?
LOL WAY TO GO, MALC
Date: 2010-08-22 03:33 am (UTC)WHOOPS. NM, read your permissions post.
Date: 2010-08-22 03:35 am (UTC)don't let her know she's fictional...if he knows stuff about her, she'll assume the news did it xD
Date: 2010-08-22 03:36 am (UTC)gotcha!
Date: 2010-08-22 03:37 am (UTC)Us?!
HOFFMAN DOESN'T GET A MENTION, FUCK HIM
Date: 2010-08-22 03:38 am (UTC)[She's too shocked to say much else.]
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Date: 2010-08-22 03:50 am (UTC)Right. ...well, if I'd have known, I'd have fucking said Jeffrey Dahmer or some shit. That was just the first thing that fucking well came to mind, yeah?
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Date: 2010-08-22 03:55 am (UTC)[She goes silent for a few moments, considering things, and once the shock's worn off:]
Call me a cunt again, I dare you.
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Date: 2010-08-22 04:02 am (UTC)Wasn't talking to you, princess. I was talking to the fucking wankstains who've got my Warden, wherever the fuck they may be.