The more I hear about this Admiral wanker, the more convinced I am he must be related to James Murdoch. Where are the bloody animals coming from, anyway?
[Since Claire has not yet been filed under "wanker" and Selene has mollified his temper over the Verona issue, Claire will not be getting the "don't ever call me fucking English" rant.]
I'm from Glasgow. Scotland. But I've been living and working in London these last couple decades before I found myself on fucking Babylon Five here.
Oh! I'm so sorry, I, well I obviously can't hear you over this, otherwise I'd have known. I just guessed because Spike is British and uses 'love' a lot. Crap, sorry, Malcolm!
Favor? Yeah, so soon, right, but...please don't ever loose that sense of humor. I haven't laughed in a while now, but you win. So, thanks!
I wanted to hunt down bad guys back home but wound up here instead. I was the youngest Warden at first, but I don't let that get in the way. I'm here to help. I've had one Inmate graduate under me, and I'm really proud of that. Not many of us can hold that title. Why do you think you're here?
Sweetheart, this sense of humour has kept me from fucking losing my mind for fifty years. Trust me, it's not fucking off anywhere.
Graduated one, eh? Good for you. As for why I'm here, good fucking question. All I can reckon is that someone must've objected to the way I worked for the UK government. Didn't know St Peter was a fucking Tory.
Can't promise it'll help, but if me calling some deserving moron a wanker will cheer you up, that's your choice, eh?
People get used all the fucking time. Wonder how many inmates wound up here because they threw in with the wrong arseholes.
A tosser who's part of the UK Conservative Party. The comparison's not exact, but if it helps you to think of them as being like your American Republican Party, you can. Just remember Tory nutters aren't nearly as fucked in the head or fucking noisy as the American sorts—the Tories farm those buggers out to the BNP. I'm Labour, myself.
Oh, okay. Maybe that can come in use down the road? Politics are everywhere and this place is no exception. You could be valuable in the next Warden meeting.
See, now here's what I don't fucking get. How can a place like this be so fucking disorganised? You got fucking vampires and murderers running around, yeah? Where's the fucking system?
I know, I know, and we could say it's because there are just so many people aboard, but shouldn't that be all the more reason to try and have...well, I don't know, something? I'll admit I get lost when it comes to this sort of topic, but what if you suggested something? What if you tried to, not so much be in charge (because that would be too much for one reason, and no way would everyone go along with it), but tried something.
You really think your fellow wardens would be so very interested in the ideas of an inmate? A highly qualified inmate, if I do say so myself, but an imnate nevertheless?
Well, up until a couple of weeks ago, I was handling the Party's runup to the bloody upcoming general election. Now, if what everyone tells me is true, I'm here to work off some kind of fucking karmic debt and some wanker back in Whitehall is collecting on a bet. I'm still hoping I'll wake up in A&E, to be quite honest.
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Date: 2010-03-26 01:54 pm (UTC)The more I hear about this Admiral wanker, the more convinced I am he must be related to James Murdoch. Where are the bloody animals coming from, anyway?
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Date: 2010-03-26 09:41 pm (UTC)I assumed the CES, but...honestly, I don't really want to think about it. I'm no vegetarian, but...yeah, sorry.
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Date: 2010-03-26 09:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-03-27 06:46 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-03-27 01:45 pm (UTC)I'm from Glasgow. Scotland. But I've been living and working in London these last couple decades before I found myself on fucking Babylon Five here.
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Date: 2010-03-27 11:22 pm (UTC)yup, Claire's in his good books now.
Date: 2010-03-28 02:43 am (UTC)Bitchin'!
Date: 2010-03-28 04:44 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-03-28 06:11 pm (UTC)That wanker's accent is about as properly Scottish as mine is EstuaryHow'd you end up being a warden on the Good Ship Lollipop, anyway?
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Date: 2010-03-29 05:40 am (UTC)I wanted to hunt down bad guys back home but wound up here instead. I was the youngest Warden at first, but I don't let that get in the way. I'm here to help. I've had one Inmate graduate under me, and I'm really proud of that. Not many of us can hold that title. Why do you think you're here?
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Date: 2010-03-29 02:57 pm (UTC)Graduated one, eh? Good for you. As for why I'm here, good fucking question. All I can reckon is that someone must've objected to the way I worked for the UK government. Didn't know St Peter was a fucking Tory.
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Date: 2010-03-29 07:55 pm (UTC)Thank you very, very much. He was in the mob back home, but turned out to be really sweet. I think they just used him, you know?
Ah, sorry...what's a Tory?
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Date: 2010-03-29 08:13 pm (UTC)People get used all the fucking time. Wonder how many inmates wound up here because they threw in with the wrong arseholes.
A tosser who's part of the UK Conservative Party. The comparison's not exact, but if it helps you to think of them as being like your American Republican Party, you can. Just remember Tory nutters aren't nearly as fucked in the head or fucking noisy as the American sorts—the Tories farm those buggers out to the BNP. I'm Labour, myself.
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Date: 2010-03-29 10:57 pm (UTC)Oh, okay. Maybe that can come in use down the road? Politics are everywhere and this place is no exception. You could be valuable in the next Warden meeting.
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Date: 2010-03-30 03:44 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-03-30 05:31 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-03-30 05:54 pm (UTC)Private:
Date: 2010-03-30 06:20 pm (UTC)And yeah, I overused that word, sorry.
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Date: 2010-03-30 06:51 pm (UTC)Private: Claire is all 'owaitwut?'
Date: 2010-03-30 07:22 pm (UTC)Private: and Malc wishes he'd figured out the mixup sooner. cos it could've been useful.
Date: 2010-03-30 07:31 pm (UTC)Private: ALAS! It would have been fun, hehe.
Date: 2010-03-30 07:42 pm (UTC)Can I ask what happened? If it's too personal or too horrifying to recall, by all means, don't share a word, I'm just curious.
Private: course, the matchup announcement would've blown it. BUT.
Date: 2010-03-30 07:46 pm (UTC)Private: Pfft. Damn lists.
Date: 2010-03-30 07:54 pm (UTC)Private
Date: 2010-03-30 07:55 pm (UTC)Private
From:Private - am assuming this is backdated?
From:Private - Yeah, since he posted this the 25th/after the Verona attack. ^__~
From:Re: Private - btw, Claire is now totally his substitute for Sam, his PA. the only person he likes.
From:Private - D'awwww! She'll be honored to know that.
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