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[fuckitybye]

[Anyone on either side of Malcolm's room (level 7, room 5) will have heard him crashing about in confusion—door opening and shutting a few times, occasional expletives as he goes back through the archives and discovers how much time he's lost, etc. Then he posts the following text entry.]

How the fuck is a man supposed to know what's going on and make any fucking progress when he keeps involuntarily fucking disappearing like a fucking B-movie plot device?

[Private to Claire]
Back like a fucking bad penny or something. How you been, love?

[Private to Damon]
The fuck? Last time we talked you were saying you didn't know anything about Rex getting his arse killed, and now you're confessing?

What the fuck else is going on here anyway?

Comments

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

Good Christ, it's like you're in Blackadder Back and Forth or something, Edmund.

Fucking good to see you, mate.

[fuckitybye]

Fucking tell me about it. Wouldn't resent it half so fucking much if I at least got to go home, but no.

How you been, then?

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

What the fuck happened, then?

...fine. We had a weird flood this fucking weekend, but in a good way.

[fuckitybye]

Fuck if I know. Minding my own fucking business one second and then it's a whole fucking fortnight gone. Don't look like my room's been touched, thank fucking god.

Fraser said. Have fun, did you?

[bob-fraser-snr.livejournal.com]

Welcome back, Malcolm.

[fuckitybye]

Yeah, thanks. You all right, Fraser?

[bob-fraser-snr.livejournal.com]

Yes, it's been quiet, for me, at any rate. You've missed a flood.

[fuckitybye]

Wouldn't say I fucking missed it. What happened this time?

[charmedandperky.livejournal.com]

Huh?

[fuckitybye]

English, love. D'you fucking speak it?

[charmedandperky.livejournal.com]

What do you mean, keep disappearing?

[fuckitybye]

You're new here, yeah?

Private

[some-kinda-hero.livejournal.com]

You're coming along fine, Malcolm, promise. And you're not a bad penny, quit being so hard on yourself.

I have something for you, you up for a visitor?

Private

[fuckitybye]

Aye, all right. I'll be around.

Private - spam or log?

[some-kinda-hero.livejournal.com]

Where do you want to meet?

Private - spam's good!

[fuckitybye]

Here's fine, I reckon.

[talldarksaviour.livejournal.com]

... Yeah, sorry about that.

Private

[fuckitybye]

Just fill me in and bygones can fuck right off. Pure personal curiosity on my part, at this point.

Private - OMG sorry, IDK how I lost this thread

[talldarksaviour.livejournal.com]

Well, I did it, and I'm not proud of it, but it was something I thought I had to do. You know, he gets you, you get him back.

It was stupid.

Private - No worries! and sorry for the delay; brain has not been in RP mode for days. >.<

[fuckitybye]

Least you fucking recognise your own stupid when you see it.

[yourunichase]

Jesus fucking Christ, Mulder, I'm going to staple you to the fucking kitchen counter or something.

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

Hey, hey, wait a minute. Way to make my kitchen more difficult to clean.

[yourunichase]

You can clean around him, Paddy-cakes.

[fuckitybye]

Fucking glad to see you too, Scully. How you been?

[yourunichase]

I'm fine. Missed you during the flood.