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fuckitybye) wrote2010-06-27 09:39 am
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024 - snakey spam
[Malcolm was en route from the men's bathroom to his room when the flood hit. Now there's a really grumpy (handsomely salt-and-pepper patterned) common European adder (Vipera berus) slithering along the halls. To humans it will sound like he's hissing a lot, but any animals will hear a first-class Malciavellian stream of profanities. Open spam; harass him at will! His eventual destination is the kitchen. Also, I know I owe scheming tags to a bunch of folks; sorry for my fail! I will get to them as soon as I can, promise.]
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Yeah, very nice. Gotta say I don't feel very fucking timid.
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[He pauses, distracted. He really wants to lunge forward and snap at the snake, but no. He's not going to succumb to the mongoose.]
Anyway. How does it feel? [Tilting his head.] Being a snake, that is. It must be quite an experience.
[ENVY. Rex has it.]
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Tell you what, I miss having arms and legs and fucking opposable thumbs. Reflexes are fucking brilliant, though.
[Pause.]
And the fangs.