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[fuckitybye]

[Malcolm's been awake for the last few hours and doing nothing but reading through all the postings he's missed while in his hiatus coma. Colour him gobsmacked.]

Right.

So, this sort of thing happen often around here? Go for a quick lie-down and wake up a fucking week later?

...

Glad to see you fucks made it back from the Bank Holiday of the Living Dead, anyhow. Really fucking glad I missed out on it too

ADDED LATER: [Private to the Baroness]
Hey, look, I'm sorry I stood you up, yeah? I didn't expect I was going to fall into a fucking coma before meeting you.


[OOC: And with this, I am officially back from hiatus. Hello to all the new folks who arrived while I was away!]

Comments

[cantblameagirl]

Bank Holiday of the Living Dead, that's funny.

I think it's utterly ruined malls for me.

[acid_rayne]

In a word? Yep...

[fuckitybye]

Oh aye? And what's your name, then? Don't think we've met before.

[cantblameagirl]

Oh, aye. Vala Mal Doran, pleased to meet you.

[fuckitybye]

Bloody fucking fantastic.

[fuckitybye]

Malcolm Tucker. You a warden or an inmate?

[cantblameagirl]

A warden! Thought I really must say, there's a good deal the Admiral left out when we made our little deal...such as the Bank Holiday you just missed.

[cisskabob]

I'd say you picked the right week for it, though.

[acid_rayne]

Hey... Small mercies, right?

[fuckitybye]

Typical of the close-mouthed tit. I'd say it doesn't get any fucking worse than that, but that'd be a big fat fucking lie.

[fuckitybye]

Be nice if there was some kind of fucking warning or other. But then that'd probably run counter to the Raw Sewage Lucky Dip nature of this place.

[fuckitybye]

It's definitely the week I'd have picked if I'd had a fucking choice in the matter.

[cantblameagirl]

So I've heard.

[fuckitybye]

Well then, you don't need me to tell you to fucking brace yourself.

[acid_rayne]

Can't have everything... Or sometimes even anything.

[fuckitybye]

...that some kind of fucking koan?

[acid_rayne]

Statement of fact.

[cantblameagirl]

No, I guess not.

[bob-fraser-snr.livejournal.com]

I've seen it happen quite a few times. Do you feel well rested at least?

[fuckitybye]

I don't think I have the first fucking clue what "well-rested" looks like.

[bob-fraser-snr.livejournal.com]

Generally, you feel less stress than normal and your mind doesn't lose its train of thought as much.

[fuckitybye]

[Malcolm thinks this is one of the funniest things he's ever heard, Bob.]

Mate, I am on my train of thought like fucking Bruce Reynolds.

[bob-fraser-snr.livejournal.com]

And your stress?

[fuckitybye]

Just fucking fine, mate.

[bob-fraser-snr.livejournal.com]

It's difficult tell with you, sometimes, Malcolm.