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[Malc needed someone to terrorise and so he went off in search of Columbus, only to discover he's nowhere to be found.]

So has Christopher Robin fucked back off to the fucking Hundred Acre Wood, then?

Not even two months and one fucking warden already gone. This is better than my first two months in Whitehall.

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If your warden's a fucking lazy fuck who never does any fucking work like Amber didn't, then yeah, it works. I've fucking seen it happen at least fucking once.

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God, Judas is such a whiny little fucking bitch. Sexby fucking does well with him, and right now he's just being a fucking... Don't do it, but fuck all, if you want a warden, you should fucking take Denise. She's pretty fucking much just like me only a fucking Doctor.

There's going to be some kind of fucking official announcement soon, yeah?

I already figured whatever Judas has fucking on between himself and Sexby, that's NoMFuP and I'm staying the fuck out of it. Think I'll see what fucking free agents are floating around in the meantime.

Fucking should be, yeah. It feels like it's fucking late, honestly, but fucking given that we were on the fucking Master's world...

NoMFuP? None of My Fucking...? Anyway, Sexby's the fucking sort of stand up guy who isn't going to fucking let Judas go without a god damn fight, which will probably be amusing as fuck to watch. I fucking hope you don't end up with fucking Claire, it feels like she's always fucking losing inmates.

NoMFuP: Not My Fucking Problem. Words to live by, believe me, love.

I don't think there's any fucking danger there as far as Sexby's concerned. Claire now—she's not bad, yeah? Kind of reminds me of Sam, my PA from back home. Just a fucking kid though, isn't she?

Yeah, that was pretty much my philosophy for everything that didn't fucking have to deal with Jarod.

She tends to go through fucking inmates like fucking people change their fucking underwear. She lost the latest one in a god damn fucking week. I'd rather she didn't fucking jinx you.

Jarod? Your fucking day job, yeah?

Yeah, I heard about this last one. Fucking insane. We'll see, I reckon.

Day job, night job, bane of my fucking existence, cause of my fucking death...

Yeah, it'll be interesting to fucking see if you'd be the one who fucking run her off like you ran off the little mouse.

Never did ask, what was it you did before you got fucked off to this place? If you're at liberty to say.

Looks like I got a long fucking way to go before I can match some of the records been fucking set here. We'll see. ~~Be a shame if I did th~~

I worked for a covert company called the Centre as head of security before their most important project got loose and I ended up needing to catch him so I could get fucking free. And then he got me blown up. I hope he died too, the fuck.

Setting records here is as boring as fuck.

Sounds like I wasn't too fucking far off with the "Scully" nickname. Fucking shame about the blowing-up bit.

Scully only fucking works if I had the fucking badge. Besides, I'm the fucking bad guy remember? Scully was never the fucking bad guy.

And yeah, it fucking was. Thank god Jarod will never fucking show up here.

Bad guy, good guy; depends on where you're fucking standing, yeah?

I fucking guess so.

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