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[fuckitybye]

[Malc needed someone to terrorise and so he went off in search of Columbus, only to discover he's nowhere to be found.]

So has Christopher Robin fucked back off to the fucking Hundred Acre Wood, then?

Not even two months and one fucking warden already gone. This is better than my first two months in Whitehall.

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[doeswhatido.livejournal.com]

No need to snap, I was just thinking out loud.

[[FFS.]]

[fuckitybye]

Trust me, son, you'll fucking know when I snap.

[doeswhatido.livejournal.com]

...don't call me that.

[fuckitybye]

Got some issues, have we?

[doeswhatido.livejournal.com]

Don't we all?

[fuckitybye]

Not me, mate. Issues slide off me like toxic waste from a fucking hazmat suit.

[doeswhatido.livejournal.com]

So your being here as an Inmate is just a blunder. I see.

[some-kinda-hero.livejournal.com]

Well, that's poor timing. Did you fall overboard or were you stuck in Port as yourself?

[bob-fraser-snr.livejournal.com]

Well, it kept me busy. I stayed on the Barge, helped in its defence.

[some-kinda-hero.livejournal.com]

Good, you didn't need to be there. Wouldn't have been the best way to kick off your stay here.

Thanks for defending the place, though. It's home now, after all.

[bob-fraser-snr.livejournal.com]

I imagine.

Well, I had to do my duty.

[fuckitybye]

I consider it proof of God's fucking political affiliation.

[doeswhatido.livejournal.com]

What, that he's anti-Labour?

[fuckitybye]

If he's not, one of his fucking bookkeepers is.

[doeswhatido.livejournal.com]

I see.

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[talldarksaviour.livejournal.com]

So is it an affectation? Or is it honest?

[givesomeback.livejournal.com]

Man must get the fuck by in this brief and perilous existence, and treating people with the respect that they deserve doesn't always entail being civil with every cocksucker who intrudes upon your fucking time.

[fuckitybye]

Glad there's someone else around here who sees some fucking sense on these matters.

So fair being fair and all, if you don't mind my fucking asking, how'd you end up in this pisspot?

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[fuckitybye]

It's the way I fucking talk. I'm from fucking Glasgow, mate; what we don't know about fucking swearing isn't worth learning.

[givesomeback.livejournal.com]

Oh, I don't know that I could say for sure. Most likely somethin' that came between selling cunt and cutting throats, both of which I'm afraid I did in fucking abundance, and neither of which I am dutifully fucking repentant for, unfortunately.

[fuckitybye]

It's the repentance bullshit that gets you around here, I'm thinking. Waste of fucking time, you ask me.

[givesomeback.livejournal.com]

The way I figure it, If we've got a noose around our fucking necks and the man ready to hang us says repent? I'll fucking repent for him, consider this an official declaration of my fucking repentance, and an oath to the Lord Almighty that there wasn't a single fucking act of sin I didn't have sound and just cause to be committing.

And yet here I still stand, rope still around my fucking neck.

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[talldarksaviour.livejournal.com]

Glasgow to Whitehall to the Barge.

Which was worst?

[yourunichase]

Hey, I went through fucking five wardens since I've been here. Charlie probably has fucking more than that, and who the fuck knows how many the fucking Master has. We should form our own god damn fucking "scare the fucking wardens off club."

[fuckitybye]

Another statistic I'd be keen on knowing is, how many of these are cases where the warden's fucked off back home, and how many are cases where they've just thrown in the fucking towel.