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[fuckitybye]

[Malc needed someone to terrorise and so he went off in search of Columbus, only to discover he's nowhere to be found.]

So has Christopher Robin fucked back off to the fucking Hundred Acre Wood, then?

Not even two months and one fucking warden already gone. This is better than my first two months in Whitehall.

Comments

And Malc concludes that Paddy MUST be fictional.

[fuckitybye]

Well, all fucking sorts of things are possible, I reckon.

Re: Private

[fuckitybye]

...I really don't fucking know what to make of that, as a matter of fact.

Guess I'm just a bit fucking puzzled, yeah? If he's such a "good man" and all, what makes him not the "right fit"? Bit vague there, see? I'm not disputing you, I'm just asking for a bit of fucking clarification.

[Private]

[talldarksaviour.livejournal.com]

It probably has. I haven't been here all that long. There was that, explosion in the kitchens, but it was more 'murder and mayhem' than anything organised. I'll have to seek out some veterans.


You just never know who to trust on this boat.

[fuckitybye]

You got first-hand fucking knowledge of it, then?

[Private]

[fuckitybye]

Might ask around myself. Got an idea or two of who.

And isn't that the fucking truth.

psssssh. .

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

True enough. Good luck with your next one, mate.

[doeswhatido.livejournal.com]

The first of the year 2001 and 2002 and then later the year in 2004, yes.

[fuckitybye]

Why do I get the feeling you weren't with some fucking NGO or foreign diplomatic delegation?

[Private]

[talldarksaviour.livejournal.com]

Well, if you find anything look me up. It's Damon Salvatore.

Depressing isn't it? No honour amongst thieves and all that.

[bob-fraser-snr.livejournal.com]

Do

any

of these wardens have staying power at all? Can't imagine we'd get much done if there's no

commitment

, can you?

[Private]

[fuckitybye]

Malcolm Tucker. Fucking pleasure I'm sure, Mr Salvatore.

Eat or be eaten, fuck or be fucked—law of the fucking jungle. That's how it was in Whitehall and it's no fucking different here.

[doeswhatido.livejournal.com]

Because you're smarter than that, or at least I'm thinking you are.

[fuckitybye]

Couldn't have said it any fucking better myself.

Strikes unreadable - Malc's all "I'd have remembered that if..."

[fuckitybye]

You'll go far. Another fucking fic Jesus Christ, is there anyone real on this

Re: Private

[heavenonthemind.livejournal.com]

We're both stubborn and unwilling to budge in our arguments. Neither of us will get anywhere.

[bob-fraser-snr.livejournal.com]

You want anything done, you have to do it yourself, take these young turks in hand. This is

our

death they're dealing with.

it's okay we love him anyway.

[doeswhatido.livejournal.com]

Too bad we never met.

[Private]

[talldarksaviour.livejournal.com]

Couldn't have said it better myself. Though, probably would have skipped out some of the swearing.

[requiresssacrifice]

Many wardens seem to do that these days. I'm sure you'll have no problem finding another equally negligent one.

[some-kinda-hero.livejournal.com]

I lost my Inmate in under a week. I win.

[some-kinda-hero.livejournal.com]

I've been here for over two years.

[bob-fraser-snr.livejournal.com]

Consistently?

[some-kinda-hero.livejournal.com]

Up until two weeks ago, yes. I had never left the Barge before then, but I was gone four days...but I didn't leave anyone hanging, I think my Inmate was already gone by then. And I can proudly say I've helped someone graduate.

[bob-fraser-snr.livejournal.com]

That's fine and you've reassured me, Miss...?

[Private]

[fuckitybye]

Don't tell me you're another one of those twats that disapproves of the fucking swearing.