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2010-06-11 03:47 pm (UTC)
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My Dearest Majesty,
I do have a most sincere message for you. Once. Once, sir, I did
arrest
thee. You were playing golf and did not see us coming for you.
You should have seen it, your Highness, you should have seen it coming.
For what tyrant is not held to his people's account? Even by the authority of a sword.
'Twas, indeed, a wonderful day, when I arrested you in Oxford. I shall laugh and laugh and laugh and oh, was that your head falling from the scaffold?
Poor, tragic tyrant. Such a tale of woe.
Yours,
Colonel Edward Sexby,
Parliamentary Army,
Year of Our Lord 1658 (not 1665. Never 1665)
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I do have a most sincere message for you. Once. Once, sir, I did arrest thee. You were playing golf and did not see us coming for you.
You should have seen it, your Highness, you should have seen it coming.
For what tyrant is not held to his people's account? Even by the authority of a sword.
'Twas, indeed, a wonderful day, when I arrested you in Oxford. I shall laugh and laugh and laugh and oh, was that your head falling from the scaffold?
Poor, tragic tyrant. Such a tale of woe.
Yours,
Colonel Edward Sexby,
Parliamentary Army,
Year of Our Lord 1658 (not 1665. Never 1665)