018 - All right, he has to ask.

[fuckitybye]

Okay, any of you fucking party-crashers know who won the 2010 general election in the UK?

[OOC: Feel free to fourth-wall the crap out of him. He's overdue for figuring out that Tom Davis is the fictional inhabitant of Downing Street, not Gordon Brown or Blair.]

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[givemeafight.livejournal.com]

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It's only 2008. How the hell would I know who won?

[fuckitybye]

Well then, you can safely fucking ignore my question then, yeah?

[givemeafight.livejournal.com]

It's just a ridiculous question. Besides, if it was 2008 then how the hell would anybody know who won?

[fuckitybye]

Look, son, maybe it's 2008 wherever the fuck you are, but not where I'm from and not where a bunch of the rest of these fucking nonces are from either, yeah? And if that's too big a concept for your wee fucking head, go sit down with some fucking Doctor Who or Tomorrow People for a bit.

a brit no one will ever know 8(

[vanessa19white.livejournal.com]

The conservatives have multiplied in parliament, but there was no majority vote. The liberal democrats are trying to find out who to form a coalition with, however.

[givemeafight.livejournal.com]

...

You're kidding me. I thought shit like that was just fictional.

new by me!

[fuckitybye]

Fuck. Fuck. Fucking JB! I fucking TOLD Tom to watch out for that shithead and the Fucker. FUCK.

The Lib Dems? Fucking really? Thought their bloke was a potted plant.

[fuckitybye]

Yeah, so did I until I ended up on fucking Red Dwarf with half of BBC One and Two.

...she's from an erotica series >>

[vanessa19white.livejournal.com]

Well...as of right now, there really isn't a Prime Minister...Gordon Brown's still got it...kind of. Barely. It's convoluted and very hard to explain.

aha

[fuckitybye]

...Who the fuck is Gordon Brown?

[givemeafight.livejournal.com]

Jesus Christ. If Rimmer's here, I'll probably kill myself.

[fuckitybye]

I wouldn't fucking rule it out, son.

she's a uh...sex-slave journalist. yeaaaaaah.

[vanessa19white.livejournal.com]

The Prime Minister, came in after Tony Blair. Though, with this election being as complicated as it has been, well...I don't really know, it's pretty much in the hands of the liberal democrats at this point in time.

[fuckitybye]

You're the second person to mention this twat Blair.

Fuck.

Tell me you're from some fucking world where a hitman took out the president of Russia or some shit, yeah?

[vanessa19white.livejournal.com]

Uhm...no. I'm not. I'm from 2010, London, England.

1/2

[fuckitybye]

...

FUCK.

2/2

[fuckitybye]

Thanks, love, you've been very fucking helpful.

I'm gonna have a fucking lie-down. Jesus fucking CHRIST.

[vanessa19white.livejournal.com]

God, you're voice is really familiar. Like a talkshow host or some guy I've seen on TV...uhm...hold on...say "fuck" again. Like three times in a row.

[givemeafight.livejournal.com]

I'm nobody's 'son'.

Anyway, who are you? Maybe if I'm lucky I wouldn't have heard of you.

[fuckitybye]

...what the fucking fuck for?

[fuckitybye]

Malcolm Tucker. Director—former Director of Communications to the Prime Minister of the UK.

[vanessa19white.livejournal.com]

You're Malcolm Fucking Tucker!

[fuckitybye]

Look, sweetheart, I know my own fucking name—

How the fuck do you know it?

private

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

Malcolm?

You alright?

[vanessa19white.livejournal.com]

You're on the telly! You've been on there a good while, too, now that I think about it. Peter Capaldi! Yeah, you've been on that Torchwood show before, too.