018 - All right, he has to ask.

[fuckitybye]

Okay, any of you fucking party-crashers know who won the 2010 general election in the UK?

[OOC: Feel free to fourth-wall the crap out of him. He's overdue for figuring out that Tom Davis is the fictional inhabitant of Downing Street, not Gordon Brown or Blair.]

Comments

[givemeafight.livejournal.com]

...

It's only 2008. How the hell would I know who won?

[fuckitybye]

Well then, you can safely fucking ignore my question then, yeah?

[givemeafight.livejournal.com]

It's just a ridiculous question. Besides, if it was 2008 then how the hell would anybody know who won?

[fuckitybye]

Look, son, maybe it's 2008 wherever the fuck you are, but not where I'm from and not where a bunch of the rest of these fucking nonces are from either, yeah? And if that's too big a concept for your wee fucking head, go sit down with some fucking Doctor Who or Tomorrow People for a bit.

a brit no one will ever know 8(

[vanessa19white.livejournal.com]

The conservatives have multiplied in parliament, but there was no majority vote. The liberal democrats are trying to find out who to form a coalition with, however.

new by me!

[fuckitybye]

Fuck. Fuck. Fucking JB! I fucking TOLD Tom to watch out for that shithead and the Fucker. FUCK.

The Lib Dems? Fucking really? Thought their bloke was a potted plant.

...she's from an erotica series >>

[vanessa19white.livejournal.com]

Well...as of right now, there really isn't a Prime Minister...Gordon Brown's still got it...kind of. Barely. It's convoluted and very hard to explain.

aha

[fuckitybye]

...Who the fuck is Gordon Brown?

OKAY, Two comments, then he leaves.

[cleggomania.livejournal.com]

Oi!

Malcolm is speechless; I am laughing my arse off.

[fuckitybye]

 

private

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

Malcolm?

You alright?

Re: private

[fuckitybye]

You been through this one yourself, mate. Take a fucking guess.

Re: private

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

It was pretty much a rhetorical question.

It probably doesn't help much at this point in time, but you're still... real, no matter what else you are to other people, you're still real to yourself, and that's what really matters.

[yousir-mesir.livejournal.com]

General election? Perish the thought, they let the masses vote!

Oh, Court will be an absolute disaster.

[fuckitybye]

And where the fuck are you from, you poncey git?

[yousir-mesir.livejournal.com]

Tsk, tsk, language! I am a gentleman.

I am from the most noble, most civilised country in the world.

I'm only posting one comment with this guy, then he FADES BACK INTO THE REAL WORLD.

[cleggomania.livejournal.com]

Hung parliament. Stupid Tories.

GIP

[fuckitybye]

 

GOD I LOVE YOU. ...first person I've actually met that makes an rp journal.

[trollsnturbans.livejournal.com]

SAME HERE. SAY HELLO TO GORDY AND THEN GOODBYE.

[flash-gordy.livejournal.com]

Stupid Tories says it all.

BEST USERNAME EVER.

[fuckitybye]

 

Private.

[some-kinda-hero.livejournal.com]

Are you okay?

Private. 1/2

[fuckitybye]

Yeah, fucking fine.

Private. 2/2

[fuckitybye]

Half the people on this fucking boat are fictional anyway; what the fuck does it matter if I'm another one, yeah?

Private.

[some-kinda-hero.livejournal.com]

It's just the Admiral messing with us, you're not fictional. Don't listen to that bullshit, okay?


((Sorry, but I feel the point of RP is for the pretend and if we canon break chars in this game, what would be the point of rehabilitating? ))