018 - All right, he has to ask.

[fuckitybye]

Okay, any of you fucking party-crashers know who won the 2010 general election in the UK?

[OOC: Feel free to fourth-wall the crap out of him. He's overdue for figuring out that Tom Davis is the fictional inhabitant of Downing Street, not Gordon Brown or Blair.]

Comments

Re: private

[fuckitybye]

You been through this one yourself, mate. Take a fucking guess.

[fuckitybye]

...

Fucking buggering hell.

Re: private

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

It was pretty much a rhetorical question.

It probably doesn't help much at this point in time, but you're still... real, no matter what else you are to other people, you're still real to yourself, and that's what really matters.

Re: private

[fuckitybye]

Yeah. Yeah.

I know, I fucking know, but ... Jesus Christ. Makes you wonder what else people know, eh?

[vanessa19white.livejournal.com]

Fucking buggering hell what?

[givemeafight.livejournal.com]

[YOUR VOICE SOUNDS VEEEERY FAMILIAR.]

Emil Blonsky. Captain in the British Marines.

[fuckitybye]

I got a lot of shit to get my head around, love.

[vanessa19white.livejournal.com]

You should go get laid—it always helps me, that.

Re: private

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

They already know more about me than I am at all comfortable with, so I decided not to find out what else they know.

[Private]

[doeswhatido.livejournal.com]

Why don't you say that a little louder, Malcolm.

[yousir-mesir.livejournal.com]

General election? Perish the thought, they let the masses vote!

Oh, Court will be an absolute disaster.

I'm only posting one comment with this guy, then he FADES BACK INTO THE REAL WORLD.

[cleggomania.livejournal.com]

Hung parliament. Stupid Tories.

OKAY, Two comments, then he leaves.

[cleggomania.livejournal.com]

Oi!

Malcolm is speechless; I am laughing my arse off.

[fuckitybye]

 

Re: private

[fuckitybye]

Oh well. Can't be worse than my fucking inmate file.

[fuckitybye]

And where the fuck are you from, you poncey git?

[Private] - sorry. >.<

[fuckitybye]

Oh fuck off, 47, or I'll use your fucking name next time.

[fuckitybye]

Yeah, thanks, love—not an option right now.

[yousir-mesir.livejournal.com]

Tsk, tsk, language! I am a gentleman.

I am from the most noble, most civilised country in the world.

[fuckitybye]

...meaning you're from fucking Cloud-Cuckooland or some shit.

[Private] - for what? XD it's okay!

[doeswhatido.livejournal.com]

Is it really all that bad, being fictional?

Re: private

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

Probably not. At least you don't die on screen?

[Private]

[fuckitybye]

Did you not hear the "fuck off" bit?

Re: private

[fuckitybye]

Not so far as I know.

GIP

[fuckitybye]