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[fuckitybye]

[Malc needed someone to terrorise and so he went off in search of Columbus, only to discover he's nowhere to be found.]

So has Christopher Robin fucked back off to the fucking Hundred Acre Wood, then?

Not even two months and one fucking warden already gone. This is better than my first two months in Whitehall.

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[fuckitybye]

Fuck. Guess it's too much to hope I'll get another Gormless Wonder, then.

Department of Social Affairs and Citizenship. Those fuckers burn through secretaries the way Shaun Ryder goes through a kilo of Colombia's finest.

[requiresssacrifice]

Oh. Well I guess that's unfortunate, if you were making any progress with him.

[Private]

[fuckitybye]

Fuck no. Just wondering exactly what you mean by "getting rid of".

Re: Private

[heavenonthemind.livejournal.com]

He is. He would do better with a more receptive inmate. You can request him yourself. Go speak with him.

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

I got an angel who got his arse demoted to inmate for number two. I'm quite proud of that one.

...uh, isn't that the DWP. Work and Pensions and all that shit? Never heard of that department, mate.

[fuckitybye]

Bloody dormouse, more like. You seem to be taking it well.

Re: Private

[fuckitybye]

What? Hang on, no. One, I don't take people's fucking cast-offs and two, if you're so fucking eager to pawn his arse off on me, I'd like to know a bit more why.

[fuckitybye]

Wouldn't fucking call it progress. Mostly he just stayed the fuck out of the way. Which was fine by me.

[Private]

[talldarksaviour.livejournal.com]

Send them back to wherever they came from. Believe me, death is no obstacle. Not on this ship.

[wichita-kansas.livejournal.com]

He was safer in Zombieland than the Barge, let's be honest. He might've had the guts of a guppy, but he knew how to hold his own when the dead started walking the Earth.

There's something to be said about someone like that surviving the apocalypse, at least.

[Private]

[fuckitybye]

Right, right—the fucking resurrection thing.

How you propose to do something like that? Chuck the fuckers over the side?

[fuckitybye]

How's that demotion shit work? The Admiral make an announcement or something? Do the Wardens vote on it?

No, it's DoSAC. There's a sub-department as handles pensions and shit—that what you mean?

[fuckitybye]

Fucking zombie apocalypse. Right.

Lad like that survives fucking brain-eating corpses, I reckon anythign's fucking possible.

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

Dunno. It wasn't like it was for some shit he did here - he disappeared, came back, like... ten years into his fucking future, and was a drugged up hippy thing instead of an angel. It was fucking weird.

...Nope, mate, it's the DWP. It's fucking huge - and I should know, my entire fucking estate lives off those fuckers. In fact, half the money in my bank account's probably straight off giro checks.

[Private]

[talldarksaviour.livejournal.com]

Hah.

[Laughs so hard he hurts his poor bruised ribs.]

Oh yeah, 'cos that works so well. No, the inmates I am open to suggestions. The wardens at least have a choice. We make it so they can't do anything but leave.

of all the things he could say...

[doeswhatido.livejournal.com]

What year was it when you entered Whitehall?

[wichita-kansas.livejournal.com]

Yeah.

[Private]

[fuckitybye]

Bit of organised action, you thinking?

Strikes unreadable

[fuckitybye]

I swear to fuck it's DoSAC that

Fuck me, what TV show are you fro

Well, that's fucking interesting, it is. What was the year again, where you came from?

[Private]

[talldarksaviour.livejournal.com]

Well, one man on his own would never succeed, much as I prefer flying solo.

Do you have any ideas?

[fuckitybye]

1997, when Labour got voted in.

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

First time I got here, 2009, and now? 2010.

Not many people get to die fucking twice.

[Private]

[fuckitybye]

Depends. Ought to find out if anyone's fucked around with this sort of thing before and why it didn't fucking work. Maybe there's been riots before, yeah? How'd that go? That sort of thing.

Re: Private

[heavenonthemind.livejournal.com]

I'm not "pawning him off," he isn't a piece of property to be passed around. He's a good man and a good warden. I don't think we're the right fit anymore. Things have changed. And, Tucker, I'd prefer you to have him than someone like Harry or Paddy.

[doeswhatido.livejournal.com]

Ah, yes...ten years ago. Whitehall's security still leaves much to be desired.