fuckitybye: (what the fuck)
fuckitybye ([personal profile] fuckitybye) wrote2010-04-21 12:25 pm

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[Malc needed someone to terrorise and so he went off in search of Columbus, only to discover he's nowhere to be found.]

So has Christopher Robin fucked back off to the fucking Hundred Acre Wood, then?

Not even two months and one fucking warden already gone. This is better than my first two months in Whitehall.
requiresssacrifice: (Rex - Relaxed)

[personal profile] requiresssacrifice 2010-04-21 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. Well I guess that's unfortunate, if you were making any progress with him.

Re: Private

[identity profile] heavenonthemind.livejournal.com 2010-04-21 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
He is. He would do better with a more receptive inmate. You can request him yourself. Go speak with him.

[identity profile] christ-onabike.livejournal.com 2010-04-21 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I got an angel who got his arse demoted to inmate for number two. I'm quite proud of that one.

...uh, isn't that the DWP. Work and Pensions and all that shit? Never heard of that department, mate.

[Private]

[identity profile] talldarksaviour.livejournal.com 2010-04-21 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Send them back to wherever they came from. Believe me, death is no obstacle. Not on this ship.

[identity profile] wichita-kansas.livejournal.com 2010-04-21 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
He was safer in Zombieland than the Barge, let's be honest. He might've had the guts of a guppy, but he knew how to hold his own when the dead started walking the Earth.

There's something to be said about someone like that surviving the apocalypse, at least.

[identity profile] christ-onabike.livejournal.com 2010-04-21 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Dunno. It wasn't like it was for some shit he did here - he disappeared, came back, like... ten years into his fucking future, and was a drugged up hippy thing instead of an angel. It was fucking weird.

...Nope, mate, it's the DWP. It's fucking huge - and I should know, my entire fucking estate lives off those fuckers. In fact, half the money in my bank account's probably straight off giro checks.

[Private]

[identity profile] talldarksaviour.livejournal.com 2010-04-21 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Hah.

[Laughs so hard he hurts his poor bruised ribs.]

Oh yeah, 'cos that works so well. No, the inmates I am open to suggestions. The wardens at least have a choice. We make it so they can't do anything but leave.

of all the things he could say...

[identity profile] doeswhatido.livejournal.com 2010-04-21 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
What year was it when you entered Whitehall?

[identity profile] wichita-kansas.livejournal.com 2010-04-21 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah.

[Private]

[identity profile] talldarksaviour.livejournal.com 2010-04-21 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, one man on his own would never succeed, much as I prefer flying solo.

Do you have any ideas?

[identity profile] christ-onabike.livejournal.com 2010-04-21 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
First time I got here, 2009, and now? 2010.

Not many people get to die fucking twice.

Re: Private

[identity profile] heavenonthemind.livejournal.com 2010-04-21 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not "pawning him off," he isn't a piece of property to be passed around. He's a good man and a good warden. I don't think we're the right fit anymore. Things have changed. And, Tucker, I'd prefer you to have him than someone like Harry or Paddy.

[identity profile] doeswhatido.livejournal.com 2010-04-21 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, yes...ten years ago. Whitehall's security still leaves much to be desired.

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