018 - All right, he has to ask.

[fuckitybye]

Okay, any of you fucking party-crashers know who won the 2010 general election in the UK?

[OOC: Feel free to fourth-wall the crap out of him. He's overdue for figuring out that Tom Davis is the fictional inhabitant of Downing Street, not Gordon Brown or Blair.]

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[yousir-mesir.livejournal.com]

General election? Perish the thought, they let the masses vote!

Oh, Court will be an absolute disaster.

[fuckitybye]

And where the fuck are you from, you poncey git?

[yousir-mesir.livejournal.com]

Tsk, tsk, language! I am a gentleman.

I am from the most noble, most civilised country in the world.

[fuckitybye]

...meaning you're from fucking Cloud-Cuckooland or some shit.

[yousir-mesir.livejournal.com]

Sink me, so very close! The correct answer would be England, my dear fellow.

[fuckitybye]

Obviously a different fucking England from the one I'm living in now. Was living in. Fuck.

[yousir-mesir.livejournal.com]

You sound a little confused, my good man. A little cognac would be appropriate here.

[fuckitybye]

Or whiskey. I'd fucking take either right now.