I got some vampire twat in my ear wanting to vive le fucking revolution all over this place or something, and I mentioned I'd do some asking around to see what's gone before, you know? Have the inmates tried that sort of shit, how'd it go wrong, et fucking cetera.

Truth be told, given what I've seen of most of these cunts, I'm about as fucking keen on an uprising as I would be on a clowns' union strike at the circus, but I reckon it can't hurt to get some history.