fuckitybye: (Vipera berus)
[personal profile] fuckitybye
[Malcolm was en route from the men's bathroom to his room when the flood hit. Now there's a really grumpy (handsomely salt-and-pepper patterned) common European adder (Vipera berus) slithering along the halls. To humans it will sound like he's hissing a lot, but any animals will hear a first-class Malciavellian stream of profanities. Open spam; harass him at will! His eventual destination is the kitchen. Also, I know I owe scheming tags to a bunch of folks; sorry for my fail! I will get to them as soon as I can, promise.]

Date: 2010-06-27 02:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bob-fraser-snr.livejournal.com
[Bob is wandering (his new status isn't really allowing him the desire to sit still very much) when he comes across Malcolm. The swearing gives him away immediately.] Malcolm? Are you all right?

Date: 2010-06-27 04:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bob-fraser-snr.livejournal.com
Yes, it's me. I'm... well, I'm a half wolf, but my wolf side is from Northern Canada so you're not... you should be safe.

I would appreciate it if you didn't bite me though, I believe you're poisonous.

Date: 2010-06-27 06:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bob-fraser-snr.livejournal.com
Would you like me to take you somewhere? [He's hoping this won't be a fox in the river scenario.]

Date: 2010-06-27 06:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bob-fraser-snr.livejournal.com
I saw him talking to Uhura. He's normal.

Date: 2010-06-27 06:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bob-fraser-snr.livejournal.com
Good luck, Malcolm. He's in the kitchen right now.

Date: 2010-06-27 06:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lazarusrisen.livejournal.com
[Adam still was having trouble with all the animals around. It annoyed him to no end. Why did the Admiral think this was funny? Frowning, he paused when he saw a snake on the ground. Instinct took over. Part of him knew that it was a person on the Barge, but the majority of his brain just freaked out. He lifted his foot up, as if to kick Malcom away from him.

Better slither away, buddy.]

Date: 2010-06-27 06:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lazarusrisen.livejournal.com
[Adam frowns, backing away from Malcolm. He's looking around now, to find a stick or a shovel or something like that.]

Date: 2010-06-28 12:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lazarusrisen.livejournal.com
[Frowning at the snake, Adam brought his foot down to try and smoosh Malcolm's head.]

Date: 2010-06-28 02:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lazarusrisen.livejournal.com
[Adam winced as Malcolm's fangs sank into his ankle.]

Son of a bitch!

Date: 2010-06-27 07:58 pm (UTC)
requiresssacrifice: (Mongoose - stare)
From: [personal profile] requiresssacrifice
[SCURRY SCURRY SCURRY. He's off doing, hell, mongoose things. Just scampering around the halls, although, he'd never call it scampering, himself. At the sight of the snake he stops abruptly and just stares.]

Date: 2010-06-28 02:34 am (UTC)
requiresssacrifice: (Mongoose - HAAAAET)
From: [personal profile] requiresssacrifice
[HE DOES INDEED HAVE ANIMAL BABELFISH.]

I should ask you the same question.

[Which, to everybody else, just sounds like a series of chirps and squeaks. He's sort of fixated by the snake right now, as his mongoose instincts are going "KILL KILLLL" and his Cobra Commander instincts are going "ADMIRE IT, YOU FOOL!"]

Date: 2010-06-28 03:38 am (UTC)
requiresssacrifice: (Mongoose - hello)
From: [personal profile] requiresssacrifice
Rex Lewis.

[AKA COBRA COMMANDER, is what he wants to add, just to highlight how utterly unfair this is, but he wisely chooses not to. He skitters forward a little, STILL STARING.]

The common European viper. Typically... timid, non-aggressive. Though painful, the bite is rarely lethal. Not at all like the cobra...

[Yes, the mongoose is starting to speechify about snakes.]

Date: 2010-06-28 04:16 am (UTC)
requiresssacrifice: (Mongoose - stare)
From: [personal profile] requiresssacrifice
Well, you aren't exactly a European viper. Just as I'm not truly a mongoose. I'm sure that...

[He pauses, distracted. He really wants to lunge forward and snap at the snake, but no. He's not going to succumb to the mongoose.]

Anyway. How does it feel? [Tilting his head.] Being a snake, that is. It must be quite an experience.

[ENVY. Rex has it.]

Date: 2010-06-28 12:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sonotahunter.livejournal.com
[NO WORRIES. I'm so behind on everything lolol.

Bela prowls up behind the snake, slowing as she reaches him. The tone sounds familiar, instinct toward wariness aside.]

Well, well, well. Having a poor time of it, are we?

[Spam]

Date: 2010-06-28 04:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tangentdarko.livejournal.com
[Donnie hops down the hall. He stops upon seeing Malcolm and stares.]

[Spam]

Date: 2010-06-28 04:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tangentdarko.livejournal.com
[Donnie flicks around a little until his Barge phone falls out from his layers of fluff. He smacks at it with his paw to type a message, then sits there, waiting for Malcolm to look at it. It reads: 'dsonnuie dsarklo'.]

[Spam]

Date: 2010-06-29 03:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tangentdarko.livejournal.com
[Donnie's glad that Malcolm is reasonable thus far, and mostly that the snake isn't trying to eat him. He paws at the phone again.

'hopw lkongf doers rthjisd gop ion/'.]

[Spam]

Date: 2010-06-30 05:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tangentdarko.livejournal.com
[Hairballs are extra delicious and nutritious, not that Donnie would tell you that.

'hjow doi i stpop iot/'.]

[Spam]

Date: 2010-07-02 06:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tangentdarko.livejournal.com
[Oh! Oh, that might have been a frown right there!.... But it's impossible to tell.

'ok thganksa'.]

[Spam]

Date: 2010-07-03 07:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tangentdarko.livejournal.com
[Donnie makes a ruffle sort of movement that might have been something like a nod, then rolls back over his Barge!phone to make it disappear into his fur again. Then he's on his way down the hall.]
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