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Jun. 8th, 2010 10:33 am
fuckitybye: (malcolm tucker is watching you)
[personal profile] fuckitybye
[Text: Private to Sylar]
Your warden's one paranoid little prick. His fucking mouth is locked up tighter than a nun's knees in a sex club.


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[The camera clicks on to show Malcolm at his desk, suited, hands folded, looking that usual odd mixture of almost-benign and distinctly-threatening that is his typical demeanour.]

Right. Think by now I've met most of you tossers, but in case we've not been properly fucking introduced, I'm Malcolm Tucker, former Director of Communications to the Prime Minister of the UK, now inmate on board the Satellite of Love.

So here's the thing, yeah? I deal in information. And there's a lot of it floating around here like turds in a fucking septic tank, but no one's treating the tank. I'm pretty sure there's no one fucking knows what's going on here one day to the next, warden or inmate. 'Cept maybe the Admiral, and that cunt's not talking.

[He leans forward slightly.]

I'd like to change that. And maybe turn it to our collective advantage, yeah?

I'm gonna start compiling shit. Stuff I pick up off the network, things I hear in the halls, all that shit. Summarise it, write it up in a weekly or biweekly post, just for us inmates.

'Course, I need your [he points at the camera] help for this. Much as I'd fucking love to be everywhere at once, I got born on one of the fucking boring worlds where there's no fucking superpowers. So, you got something for me? Send it my way. I'll file off names and serial numbers if you want, whatever.

Thing is, I think we could all fucking stand to know a lot more about what's going on here, yeah? And I'm gonna make it my personal fucking mission to keep you all informed.

[He smiles; it's one of those smiles that reaches his eyes about two seconds late. And then—click—end transmission.]


[OOC: So yeah. Those of you who were here for the Masterworld port may recall Malcolm's Daily Briefings. I'm not insane enough to want to do daily briefings forever, but I kind of miss writing those, and I'm quite serious about Malcolm doing a weekly or biweekly newsletter for the inmates. It will make him happier, give him something to do besides swear at the Kitchen Nightmares crew, and (hopefully!) provide him with a zillion opportunities to blackmail or double-cross people. He's got a tipster box here for people to drop news items in, so that you don't have to make a post every time you have an item for him to publish (and there'll be a link to the tipster box in every newsletter). Feel free to be suspicious of his motives, etc., but I'd really like him to have informants and allies! And in case you're wondering: yes, he is planning a double game and will eventually be approaching the wardens with a similar offer.]

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Date: 2010-06-08 04:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] inhumandog.livejournal.com
And you're doing this out of the goodness of your heart, hm?

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Date: 2010-06-08 04:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] possemagnet.livejournal.com
You look a little old to be dealing in a barge version of the high school grape vine. What gives?

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Date: 2010-06-08 05:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pleasesmirk.livejournal.com
This seems... orderly enough in intent. I have a list of 'crimes' that people have committed and the punishment they have recieved. If that'd be any help. I'm attentive, if nothing else.

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Date: 2010-06-08 05:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] no-nanomites.livejournal.com
I think you need some acting lessons, darling. That smile took a little too long to touch your eyes.

It's interesting that you deal in information and we've never met.

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Date: 2010-06-08 06:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bob-fraser-snr.livejournal.com
[Bob is at his own desk, looking reasonably relaxed and curious. There's no hint of suspicion on his face, which pretty much translates into 'highly suspicious'.] To what end, Malcolm?

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Date: 2010-06-08 07:49 pm (UTC)
darknessb4me: (bald - tilt)
From: [personal profile] darknessb4me
Won't last.
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Date: 2010-06-08 09:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sonotahunter.livejournal.com
Certainly, rumors and snippets when compiled can be useful--but what of those things we don't hear?

That is to say; I'd be interested in finding a way to provide the latter.

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Date: 2010-06-08 10:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] talldarksaviour.livejournal.com
You don't need to pretend to be doing it for the greater good. None of us are in a position to throw stones.


[OOC: OMG The return of Malcolm's Daily Briefings! *Flails wildly with glee*]
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Date: 2010-06-09 01:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wandthief.livejournal.com
This sounds like an invitation for people to become even more secretive here.
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Date: 2010-06-09 03:03 am (UTC)
requiresssacrifice: (Rex - "INNOCENT")
From: [personal profile] requiresssacrifice
Well, I certainly look forward to tuning in.

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Date: 2010-06-09 03:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amagicalmystery.livejournal.com
Thrilling idea and all, but information's valuable currency. If we're gonna tell you things we already KNOW for the "greater good", what's in it for us?

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Date: 2010-06-09 03:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spo0kshow-baby.livejournal.com
Not all vampires are affected by just the sun.

[ Baby winks. ] I'm Baby, by the way.

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Date: 2010-06-09 05:23 am (UTC)
grayatonement: (you're hilarious (heroes: v4))
From: [personal profile] grayatonement
You don't say.

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Date: 2010-06-09 05:31 am (UTC)
lostundercover: (walk n talk walk n talk)
From: [personal profile] lostundercover
I'm not great with that information thing, but you let me know if you need something specific and I'll try to help, alright?

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Date: 2010-06-09 06:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com
That is without a doubt the worst idea that I have ever heard suggested in this place. Any inmate who wants to get onto their wardens good side just needs to convey cherry picked inmate related information from your convenient collection to the warden, thus spoiling the rest of our plans simply because you couldn't keep to yourself.

Unless of course, you're planning to get the jump on us by doing that yourself.

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